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"I was thirsty...
what can I say? I'm still part of the Pepsi
Generation!" |
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'Touch de
duck... I keel you.' |
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"Weeee~!!!
Look at me! I'm getting my exercise today!" |
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"You want a piece
of me?... Bring it...." |
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"Kid, you're
asking the wrong one... I don't know anything about litter
boxes... go talk to your mother..." |
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"Just because I'm a
puppy, some dumb human stuck this in my mouth and took my
picture, then sent it around on the Internet with the
caption - 'Got Milk?' like that's a cute thing for a puppy
with a pacifier in his mouth to say!... I'll show you how
funny this is - when you get the pacifier back it will have
lost the nipple because I will chew it off!" |
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"Wassssup!" |
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"Bread?
Seriously? You're giving me only two slices of bread
with nothing else inside? And you call this a
sandwich???" |
| "This
is the place in the movie where I always tear up, but I love
to watch it every time!" |
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"Chick, you're about to get a shower of nose juice when I
sneeze all over you...." |
| "The
other puppies wouldn't let me sleep, so I crawled in here to
catch a few winks... darn over-energized puppies!" |
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"I am
never going to be able to explain this to my father, and
you're not allowed to tell him ahead of time either!" |
'Hi!!!
I'm Teddy, a wild
little Gemini
. . . . aaaaaannnd, I, like,
you
know, just LOVE long walks on the beach, and ahhhh, I'm just
looking for a serious relationship with someone I can
emotionally connect with.... Aaaand I love tennis balls,
quiet dinners and.... ahhhh... Only serious minded
individuals need apply....
Byyeeee!!!!' |
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"I
can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing!" |
| "But
I don't wannnna go, dressed up like this!!! All my
friends will laugh at me!!" |
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"It
was just a teeny, tiny little puddle of whiddle... Why such
a long time out for such a small thing???" |
| "RRRRRR... I'm a tiger...
rrrrrr... You BETTER watch out!!!" |
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"They
asked me did I want to take a little ride on their bike with
them... They didn't say MOTORBIKE and I was going without a
helmet in the wind! This is why we dogs like to ride
in cars... we can pull our heads back in the car so we don't
mess our hair up like this!" |
| "....
So, that's when my parents split up... When Dad found out
about the panda who lived next door... " |
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(Note: I can't claim any
copyrights on this as it was an email forwarded many times
before I received it. However, I would happy to
accredit you if this is yours or remove the image/caption -
just contact me! Thank-you!) |
